doin a group project like
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate