urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

(Source: karlagathoned)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

I was always attracted not by some quantifiable, external beauty, but by something deep down, something absolute. Just as some people have a secret love for rainstorms, earthquakes, or blackouts, I liked that certain undefinable something.
― Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via cold-winter-days)

(Source: splitterherzen)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate